A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Ted Haggard.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Anti Joke

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