Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

wood cant chuck wood

Womens Rights.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Penis

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

hi

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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