What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Your mom.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Anti-joke.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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a ginger has a soul

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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