How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Women's Rights.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Like if you like big tits.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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