Men's Sports

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

wood cant chuck wood

Womens Rights.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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