look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

I tell an anti joke!.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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