Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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You're Adopted.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Anti Joke

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