Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Johnson stops eating

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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An asian without a future.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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