- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Matt is not funny.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Garry Glitters on here

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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