- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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