What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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toast points

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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