Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Dogs

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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