What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Spell: “This word”

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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