Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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a potato flew around my room

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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