Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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