What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

hi to the world fromthe world

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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