A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Yo mamas so fat

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What is cold? Winter

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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What did the fish say? Moo

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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