What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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