Hey, Max!!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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this girl died

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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