- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

I had sex. Just kidding.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What causes floods? Too much water.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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