A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What causes floods? Too much water.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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