how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Anti Joke

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