- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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