- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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