- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Penis

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Women's Rights.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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