what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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