- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What is 2+2? 4!

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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