knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Snausages.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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