Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Yes.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

The WNBA

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Nothing yet CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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