Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Garry Glitters on here

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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