- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

all these jokes suck ass

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

womens rights

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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