What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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gay marriage.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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