- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why? Because!

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

fack me!

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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