Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Unnnnnnnn

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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