What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Anti Joke

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