Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

womens rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

knock knock who's there police

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Win and Beau have no friends

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

A walrus walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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