- Anti Joke

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.