What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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