Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What is White over Black? Society.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

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