Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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rose are red violets should be purple

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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