- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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