Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Women's rights

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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