yo mama's so fat!!!

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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