whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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