What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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mark is mark

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why do you care?

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Mrs. Welsh

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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