Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Soccer...

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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thermodynamics?

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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