- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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