- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

i have yougurt with tractor

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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