- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

since when?

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

1 Jew XD

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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