Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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