- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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