why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Bloody kids ...

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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LOL May Wong

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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