What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Muslim athletes.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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