- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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