whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Heartlight

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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