Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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this girl died

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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