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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

where wally? wallys a myth.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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