What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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bob saget

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Penis

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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