What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Melbourne Football Club.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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This one sucks!

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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