Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

democracy

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Your social life

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

I am on a escalator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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