Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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