Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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obama

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Fiats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Anti Joke

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