- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Garry Glitters on here

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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