a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I'm a like whore

Mrs. Welsh

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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