Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Dick spice

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Welcome To Facebook

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Bloody kids ...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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