Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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your a towel.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Worst joke ever

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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