- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What did the man with cancer do? Die

How old is victor? Old

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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