do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A black man in a country bar.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

liam buchan is gay !

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

A baby seal walks into a club.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I need a good anti joke....

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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