- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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