hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Hey, Max!!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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