- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Kelly Clarkson

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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