*prepares this to get negged*

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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nba live 13

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69

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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