Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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zebras

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Blind people can't read this.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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