Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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since when?

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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I like hats XD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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eloise dey.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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