- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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