What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Guess What! HI!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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? I hate niiggers ?

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Unnnnnnnn

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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