- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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