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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Good boy

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

american government

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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