- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

How old is victor? Old

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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