what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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shea kisses a girl

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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monkey sponge

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