When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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vbh

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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