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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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poo is yummy

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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